Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.