Worst Jokes Ever

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What should my next YT vid be about?

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.