If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Worst Jokes Ever
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
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Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Give me the most likes on this site.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.