Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
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Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.