Worst Jokes Ever

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Why do disabled people make good golfers?

Because they're always handicapped.

President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.

Oh well, that's politics.

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Jenga.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

I farted.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.