Purgatory jokes

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

God: “Steven, join us.”

*sees the staircase to heaven*

Steven: “Shit.”

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

What is hell to you?

Jesus!!!!!

He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.

But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!

And our Eternal Heaven!!

Should I burn heaven?

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"