God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died. The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!" He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something. Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
