My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.