Worst Jokes Ever
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
"Stop it," said he.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Haha joke haha!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Yo mama is Obama.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕