Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.