Worst Jokes Ever
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.