Worst Jokes Ever
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Germany is the best!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.