Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!