Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
You soak balls, get it?
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.