
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
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The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.