What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Worst Jokes Ever
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Cameron Boyce
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!