Worst Jokes Ever
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.