Worst Jokes Ever
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
I sit because I can't stand you.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.