What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.