Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.