Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
"Among Us."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!