Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.