Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”

Friend: Ok?

Me: I'mma hit puberty!

*hits my friend*

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.