Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!