Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.