I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.