Worst Jokes Ever
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ashβs head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
"Among Us."
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? π²
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose π, but you can't pick your friends' noses π π π.