Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.