Worst Jokes Ever
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.