Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."