Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Yo mama is Obama.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I farted.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.