Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.