Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.

The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?

Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.