Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
A B C deez nuts!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."