Worst Jokes Ever
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Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Ur adopted.
My hopes and dreams.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!