Worst Jokes Ever

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Hey Sandy.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Innit.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

I am a joke.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I bet you like men!

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

AB💿

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"