Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Worst Jokes Ever
Keep yourself safe!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."