Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Dad?

Glizzy?

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Floor on the road?

Hi how are you?

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I bet you like men!

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

AB💿

Innit.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.