What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Hey Sandy.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
