What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.