Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Pickled carrots.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.