Worst Jokes Ever
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.