Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.