Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
"My name is Dezz."
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.