What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Worst Jokes Ever
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Rabbit poop is cereal.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.