Worst Jokes Ever
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.