Worst Jokes Ever
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.