Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.