Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I am a joke.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

AB💿

Innit.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Deez.

Deez who?

Deez nuts!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

Hey Sandy.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.