Worst Jokes Ever
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Bob the builder.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.