Worst Jokes Ever
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Facial detection? More like racial detection.