Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Megamind.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.