Told jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! đŚ
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #OwlđŚ
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite âhumerusâ.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didnât remember me!"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I donât know. Iâll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.