Told jokes

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"