Told jokes

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...

Me: Knock Knock

Her:

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?