Told Jokes

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms. In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.

i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy

BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them

i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like