i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Ask someone to call you a bitch when they do tell them bitches do as they are told
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms. In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
i told a blind kid “see you later”
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy
If i told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
I told her "I love you". She said I love me too.
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
