Title jokes

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

What movie does an orphan hate?

- No Way Home.

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

I am Cummer.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!