Title jokes
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Prince???
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Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
I am Cummer.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.