Title jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
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It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."