Title jokes

kapteyn = captain

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

"Fortnite"

I am Cummer.

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

12 tap ins

11 pointless dribbles

10 fixed league titles

9 missed penalties

8-2

6 dives

500 million robbed from Barca

4 UCL semi losses

3 times he blamed Higuain

2 retirements

And a transfer to a farmers league.

Prince???

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Clash Royale = CR

Angry Birds = AB

Minecraft = MC

Talking Ben = TB

Clash of Clans = COC 🤨

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.