kapteyn = captain
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
I am Cummer.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
