kapteyn = captain
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
I am Cummer.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Prince???
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
