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LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.

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Existence

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.

NASA

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What's your size?

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".

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Wine

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.

Mind

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

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Woman

Willy b · 1 month ago

A meme featuring a mugshot of a woman with crossed eyes and a large smile. Text above the image describes a Florida woman attacking her boyfriend for a lack of eye contact, ending with the pun that she was charged with a "misdeweiener".

Pill

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

PP

The image shows a creepy clown emerging from darkness with the text "YOU WANT PENIS" above it, and the text "ENLARGMENT PILLS" below it.

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Animal

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a close-up, rear view of a dog with its tail area prominently displayed, with a visible penis.

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Skin

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

Hand

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

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Florida Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.

Transgendered

Anonymous · 4 months ago

A photo of Rachel Levine, a transgender woman with long blonde hair and glasses, speaking in front of a blue background. White text overlays the image, quoting her saying, "YOU'RE NOT A HORSE, DON'T TAKE HORSE MEDICINE." followed by a derogatory commentary: "SAID THE MENTALLY ILL MAN WHO CUT OFF HIS PENIS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN..."

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Mario

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Pen

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

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Pasta

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Father

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

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Camel

Testicle · 2 years ago

i love penis

The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.

Dick

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

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Acronym

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

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