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Test answer

2 years ago

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.
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  • Existence

    1 year ago
    A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.
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  • NASA

    3 years ago

    What's your size?

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".
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  • Wine

    1 year ago
    A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.
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  • Animal

    2 years ago

    Most autisitic person ever.

    A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."
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  • Mind

    1 year ago
    An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".
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  • Pill

    3 years ago

    PP

    The image shows a creepy clown emerging from darkness with the text "YOU WANT PENIS" above it, and the text "ENLARGMENT PILLS" below it.
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  • Dog

    1 year ago
    The image shows a close-up, rear view of a dog with its tail area prominently displayed, with a visible penis.
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  • Skin

    2 years ago

    🤣🤣

    A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."
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  • Hand

    9 months ago
    A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."
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  • Florida Man

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.
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  • Pasta

    1 year ago
    The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.
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  • Father

    1 year ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Mario

    1 year ago
    A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.
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  • Pen

    1 year ago
    A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".
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  • Camel

    2 years ago

    i love penis

    The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.
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  • Dick

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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  • Room

    11 months ago
    The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.
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  • Anal Sex

    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."
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  • Man

    1 year ago

    title

    The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."
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