Headline jokes
Iβm old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Memes
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I can see my future in your forehead.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Memes
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