Headline jokes
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Hairline.
"We are Number one."
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
We gotta work ahead, people!
Your hairline.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
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