What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!
Did you hear the Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck".
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My name says it all.
Who was in Paris? I dunno, the title was censored
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
I am Cummer
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
