Title jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!πππ
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
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/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
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My name says it all.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC π€¨
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"