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84 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Kiss

43 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Girl

21 views · 原田 · 2 years ago

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Jeffrey Epstein

371 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A wooden Christmas tree ornament featuring a laser-engraved portrait of Jeffrey Epstein's face. The ornament is hung by a red ribbon on a green Christmas tree. Below the portrait, the text reads: "This ornament didn't hang itself."

Sentence

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Epstein

78 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

Game

32 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:

The image shows the video game "Crazy Miners".

Bill

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

Man

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.

Chicken

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.

Princess

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Generation

114 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

An illustration depicting a kneeling woman with a cannabis leaf tattoo on her buttock, surrounded by various objects and images that stereotype 'this generation of women.' These include a 'morals' sign with a red prohibition symbol, a 'GOALS' sign with a person throwing trash in a bin, a poster of a woman taking a provocative selfie, pictures of women on a beach, and a picture of a man in an orange prison jumpsuit on the phone. On the floor are items like a KFC bucket, a 'vegan' shopping bag, a syringe, a smartphone, makeup brushes, a laptop displaying 'KYLIE', an YSL handbag, and designer sneakers. A hand is shown dropping social media likes and hearts towards the kneeling woman. The top text reads, 'This Generation Of Women Summed Up In One Picture!!'

Case

473 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Australia

126 views · Willy b · 18 days ago

A screenshot of a Twitter interaction. Hugh Anthony argues that white Australians, despite being descended from criminals, built a superior society compared to Aboriginals. He includes a Family Guy meme showing Peter Griffin and Cleveland as white men in tuxedos with the text "YEA, WE'RE WHITE". This is in response to a post by indic mawnteé mocking white Australians for being descendants of prisoners.

Pedophile

214 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a social media post with the top text: "i believe they should be a part of the prison community". Below it is a news article preview from The Daily Caller titled "Pedophiles Believe They Should Be A Part Of The LGBT Community". The accompanying image shows an adult's hands resting on the shoulders of a young child who is visibly upset and crying.

License

4 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

got my liscence

A license with the text 'Official Meme Stealing License'. It has a photo of a cat with a mustache. The license lists the name as 'Adolf kitler', gender as male, joined date as 12/10/24, occupation as prisoner, level 6, and membership type as standard. It is valid until 10/26/26.

Cell

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A dark, dingy room resembling a prison cell with rough, gray walls. A small, high, rectangular window on one wall shows a glimpse of blue sky. A metal grate covers part of the floor. A plate with some food, possibly bread, sits on the floor near the bottom right. A faucet or sink structure is visible on the left wall. White text in the center reads, "This is where I post from."

Boy

27 views · Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Car Accident

14 views · what’s dudeese · 6 days ago

People

205 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.