Time jokes
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"