One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Time Jokes
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
80s (DYM 84)
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Your future.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
