I Love Him Long Time

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up buttercup. The joke plays on a stereotype of Asian women, particularly in the context of relationships with Western men. The sister's response, "I love him long time," is a reference to a common phrase associated with women in the sex industry. You probably resemble a potato.

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