Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Time Jokes
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
1 hour challengeeee.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
