Time jokes
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Memes
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.