Time jokes
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Memes
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
It davving on the eons, broski.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.