Time jokes

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?

Punctual P

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

It davving on the eons, broski.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?

Tupac-in-a-tent.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.