Time jokes
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Memes
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
1 hour challengeeee.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.