The Reporter's Final Deadline

What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?

"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slow-brain. TV news always starts at the same time every night. This guy is so tied to his job that even death can't stop his 8:00 p.m. deadline. You probably struggle to even wake up for your shift at the burger joint. Based.

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