Finding the Absent Father

Okay, genius, listen up. You might be slow, but Explain Bear is fast. This joke hits you twice! First, the 'dad who left for milk' is a classic reference to an absent father who abandoned his family. Second, it slams you by implying your hairline is receding at an alarming rate. It’s a vicious burn saying you're going bald so fast, you'll finish the years-long search for your deadbeat dad first. You probably still think he’s stuck in line at the grocery store, huh?