Time jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Memes
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
1 hour challengeeee.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"