Time jokes

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.

And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.

And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

What's the worst time to fly a plane?