Time jokes
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.