Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
