Holey Communion

  • What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

    Doughnuts, because they're holy.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, genius! So, like, communion is this thing Christians do with bread, right? But what if they're all outta bread? Here's the zinger: they use doughnuts. Why? 'Cause doughnuts got holes, and 'holy' sounds just like 'holey.' Get it now, dummy?

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