They're jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Memes
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.