They're jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.