They're jokes
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.