They're jokes

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?

They're twins.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).

Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?

Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲