They're jokes
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
You know bins????
They're trash!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.