They're jokes
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
You know bins????
They're trash!
Memes
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!