Bin jokes
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.