What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
