Crab's Charity

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Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is funny because it uses the word "shellfish" in two ways. Crabs are literally shellfish, but "shellfish" also sounds like "selfish," meaning they wouldn't donate because they're stingy. You probably need to have this explained because you live under a rock and eat crayons.

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