They're jokes
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Perfect
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.