They're jokes
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.