They're jokes
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Perfect
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.