They're jokes
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.