They're jokes
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode, and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.