They're jokes
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.