They're jokes
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)