They're jokes
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Lucaâs Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. đ¤Ł
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
Theyâre always spotted!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
Theyâre cheetahs!
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "Whatâs going on?" They both told me that theyâre going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "Whatâs going here?" They both told me theyâre going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, Iâm your best friend. 2 gift, Iâm your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, Iâm your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Theyâre appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girlâs mom says, âDear, he doesnât seem to be a very nice boy.â
âOh, please, Mom!â says the daughter. âIf he wasnât nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?â