They're jokes
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!