They're jokes
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They’re draining the economy doooown!
They’ve spent our budget on weed
and lube to spill Jack’s seed.
They’ve ruined our wonderful town!
We're gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
They have no moralityyyy.
They’re spreading degeneracy.
We ain't what we used to be.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
but then they stopped at the tippy top to smoke some marijuana.
They went to the store, and got some more, to fetch a “few” more beers.
Next day they came, ran off again, repeat for 24 years.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill!
They’ve banked off buying boooze!
They’ll drink and sell the price
at the original times thrice.
Corruption wins, the avg. folk’ll loseee.
We’re gonna have to kill
no good Jack and Jill.
Their kids’re in the business tooo!
They’re draining all our banks.
Give 'em well deserved spanks.
We’ve got to kill ol' no good Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill Netflix and chilled and made a grave mistaake.
What a blunder, there was no rubber, now they’re a house of eeiiight!
A bolt went off, they opened shop to resell their porn and lean.
It all went swell, but for us, well, we’re now an oligarchy!
WE’LL KILL OL' JACK AND JILL!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.