They're jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.