Gay People jokes
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Gay people.
Gay people would suck at war.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
I love gay people. UwU
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.