Gay People

Gay People Jokes

Sport

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

Flight

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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  • People

    What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

    They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

    Jesus

    Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

    People

    Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?

    Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

    Fashion Sense

    Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

    Sausage

    Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

    Condom

    Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

    So gay people can play Star Wars.

    Math

    Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

    Condom

    Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.

    People

    Pickup line for gay people:

    Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

    People

    Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

    Because they're always coming out of the closet.

    People

    Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

    Answer

    I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

    People

    My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

    He can tell the future.