Gay People jokes
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I love gay people. UwU
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.