Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
what is something in common with gay people and ambulances trucks? they both take it out the back and go woo woo
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
