Mailman Ate My Brother

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

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Okay, listen up, you dense mammal. You thought this was just some funny story, didn't you? You probably thought it was smart to come up with this. But let me break it down for your peanut brain. The kid, Jonny, is a dumb little kid who thinks babies are delivered by mail. He believes the mailman ate the baby brother his parents are making because he came by the house. The humor comes from the kid's misunderstanding of the world and the absurd idea that the mailman would eat a baby, which he wouldn't (usually).

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