They jokes
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.