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How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a home run.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why did the orphan become a killer?

Because he knew they would not look for him.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.