They jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Memes
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.