They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
They Jokes
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
