They jokes
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.