They jokes
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.