They jokes
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.