Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Calendar Theft
Explanation
This is a pun! When someone is sentenced for a crime they are given a certain length of time in prison or 'months'. The joke plays on the fact that a calendar is made up of months as well, so 'six months' refers to both the prison sentence, and half a year on a calendar.
Comments (1)
Lol Girls
Now that’s what I call a joke!