Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
They Jokes
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll fuck you for $10." The boy says, “I would, but I don't have any money.” She says, “Ok, I'll take the duck instead.” He says ok, so they go upstairs and fuck.
The prostitute says, “That’s the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.” So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
