They jokes
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?