They jokes
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.