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Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." π
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didnβt explode."π
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why do bisexual men π¨ π© π¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men π¬ π¨ π¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's π¬ cocks π π because they π π like their π¨ π¨ π¦ π¦ cream filling π βΊ π π π€ π π βΊ π π π€ π π βΊ
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Memes
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Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. π€‘π