They jokes
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." π
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didnβt explode."π
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Memes
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why do bisexual men π¨ π© π¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men π¬ π¨ π¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's π¬ cocks π π because they π π like their π¨ π¨ π¦ π¦ cream filling π βΊ π π π€ π π βΊ π π π€ π π βΊ
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. π€‘π
