They jokes

Rape

The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.

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  • Feminist

    How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

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  • Tea

    Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." πŸ’€

    British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

    Helen Keller

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

    Book

    Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

    Memes

    Boundary

    Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

    Ghost

    Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

    They only come out for the boos.

    Divorce

    If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?

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  • 9/11

    Twin Towers

    What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

    They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

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  • Adult

    Why do bisexual men πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺

    Orphan

    How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

    Bone

    Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

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  • Math test

    So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.

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  • Mouse

    A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

    Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

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  • Lightbulb

    How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

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  • School Shooter

    What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. πŸ€‘πŸ’€