They jokes
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?