They jokes
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.