They jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Ball

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Dandruff

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Pizza

Why are the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Queen

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Plane

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."