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What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?