They jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.