Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
They Jokes
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
