They jokes
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
The Bingles
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.