They jokes
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.