They jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.