They jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.