They jokes

Tower

Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?

Because they have already lost two towers!

Redneck

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Furry

How to be a hero.

1. Tie a noose in your front yard.

2. Find and capture a furry.

3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.

It’s easy as 1-2-3!

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Orphan

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Popsicle

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!