They jokes
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."