They jokes
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.