They jokes
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!