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Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.