They jokes
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.