They jokes
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.